i don’t have much time so listen quick i wanted to get into a section of UN1400 so bad i was desperate so i hired a hitman to kill all of the people ahead of me on the waitlist and it worked even though he had to bump off some SSOL security agents who got wise which i’m pretty sure is punishable by expulsion (or death if i’m lucky), but then my debit card got declined and i thought at first maybe it was his iphone’s square reader or the wifi was bad but nope! it turns out i owe him a life debt
so i’ve been hiding deep deep deep in the recesses of the butler stacks for days, days i tell you and every sound i hear is the hitman around the corner he is stalking me i am a gazelle he is a lion is that the sound of lovers kissing in the shadows or a handgun cocking? my eyes are tricksters they lie to me i see stars in the darkness brilliant flashes of light or perhaps a laser sight? i cannot bear much more of this torment it is agony it is too much i was a fool i must leave i don’t even care about this class anymore i crawl on my belly toward the daylight i see sunshine i feel warmth i am radiant i will be okay i will survive
Unfortunately,
Anonymous
