Joe Buck Injects Self With Pre-Game Dose of Anesthetic

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CHAVEZ RAVINE – Prior to Game 7 of the World Series, Joe Buck was seen in the visitor’s locker room injecting himself with his usual pre-game dose of anesthetic. The hyper 48-year old broadcaster gently eased a needle into his forearm, before coolly exhaling as the Desflurane made its way into his bloodstream. “Oh, that’s the good stuff,” the noticeably calmed Buck muttered to himself. “Just what I need to deliver an understated, disinterested broadcast.” 

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