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Valerie Solanas

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He’s Just like Me Fr; Trump Declares End of War on Shower Pressure

by Valerie Solanas
May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

In an executive order on April 9th, President Trump announced the end of the left’s war on showerheads. Lauded as a rare win for radical feminists, Trump has taken down the Obama-Biden…

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