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Pailyn Tayjasanant

Advice/On Campus

What to Do When You’re Asked to Lunch on February 14th

by Pailyn Tayjasanant
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

Okay, breathe. Be cool. That one cute Barnard girl from Intro Java suggested that “we should grab lunch sometime” and now she actually means it. You’ve been waiting for this. But… oh…

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