Madelyn Xaysanasy

Madelyn Xaysanasy (she/they), a freshman at Columbia, is a dedicated member of the higher academia community. She labors each day to bring forth works that display integrity and critical thinking. Her greatest passions include not doing her reading before class and eavesdropping on public transportation.

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What Dining Hall to Take Your Date to Based on How Serious You Are

by Madelyn Xaysanasy

February 13, 2026February 11, 2026

‘Tis the season of wining and dining. Everyone is concerned about reservations and wait times and doing all the sure-fire things to maximize their Valentine’s Day. No matter who you are, you…

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JJ’s Express Closed on Saturday Nights Due to You Bitches Not Being Able to Follow Directions

by Madelyn Xaysanasy

October 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Tensions have been high on Saturday nights in the basement of John Jay Hall. Freshmen with nothing better to do in the City That Never Sleeps at 10:30 pm gather like vermin…