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Articles/On Campus

Study Reveals 90% of Group Project Work Done by One Sad Student

by Audrey Smith
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Groundbreaking research by Columbia University has confirmed that a single Columbia student has been doing 90% of the work for every group project at the university. Researchers found that the rest of…

Articles/On Campus

The Campus Printer Decides My Essay Is Simply Not Meant to Be

by Audrey Smith
February 13, 2026February 12, 2026

Relationships are based on mutual respect, consistency, and support. For two years, I thought we had that. But last night, when I needed him most, the campus printer made it clear that…

Articles/Breaking News/On Campus

Professor Who Takes Ten Weeks to Grade Papers Shocked by Late Assignment

by Audrey Smith
February 3, 2026February 12, 2026

Extremely tenured Professor Elbridge Stenton was deeply offended when a student submitted an assignment one day late.  “Deadlines are sacred,” said Stenton, who has not yet graded assignments from a previous presidential…

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