Oh Ferris eggs, Ferris eggs,
A taste reminding me of ashes of my uncle Greg
As classes started you thawed from cool
Now I stand with baggy eyes and drool
Oh Ferris eggs, Ferris eggs,
My darling whom I will one day wed
A yellow aura of odor for certain
But I dream, I lust, to peer beyond thy curtain
Oh Ferris eggs, Ferris eggs,
What is that dripping down my legs?
How I loathe that creamy gelatin
My sickness and my medicine
