Articles/Opinion Reasons Why I Wasn’t At My Friday 8:40 by Federalist Staff May 4, 2026May 3, 2026 Grandma died again My roommate ate my homework What is this? High school? I was comfortable None of my friends have a Friday 8:40 Daylight Savings was two months ago “Spring cold” Gregor Samsa situation Last night was a movie Share this Facebook Messenger Twitter Pinterest Linkedin Whatsapp Reddit Email Post navigation Previous Story Previous post: email GUARANTEED to get you off that waitlistNext Story Next post: Alma Mater Photo Op