In a final move to show how involved she is with the student body, Shipman decided to indulge in what her team told her was a “popping spot on campus to eat.” Shipman made her way over to Johnny’s to publicly devour a burrito, after cutting the line of hungry students. Reportedly, she stood outside of the truck, laid her elbow on the window, and just said, “the usual,” to which the dining employee replied, “I don’t know who you are.”
When Shipman received her burrito, she remarked over the dampness of its texture, before unwrapping it in its entirety, seeming as though it was her first time encountering a burrito. She then took a bite out of the long side, chewed, and swallowed with a scowl.
Later that day, one group of students outside of Butler reportedly saw her stumbling down College Walk, before stopping on the west lawn and, in the words of one disturbed student, “making sick all over the fresh cut grass.” Students sat nearby, happily devouring their full Butter Chicken burritos with happy tummies and full hearts.
Shipman later released an apology statement where she declared that what was previously known as Johnny’s will be replaced with a public safety truck, powered by coal.
