Are you a senior prepping for graduation? Are you worried about that fugly blue blanket flattening out your assets? Do you want to ensure that your graduation photos show you to be as employable (slutty) as possible (no judgement, it’s a tough job market for all of us)? Well, worry no more! The Columbia Bookstore is partnering with the Columbia Tailoring Club to offer discounted alterations to make that hot bod POP!
The full list of alterations include:
- Waist Cincher: With this minimal procedure, your waist will look SLIGHTLY MORE SNATCHED and your hips SLIGHTLY MORE CHILD-BEARING!
- #8: Get an hourglass silhouette with a corset and push-up bra (or push-out bulge) built into your gown!
- The Scholar’s Lion: A gown alteration that’ll make your parents say something positive about your body (for the first time since 2009)!
- Vacuum-Sealed: A form-fitting look that’ll have people saying “HOW are they walking across that stage?”
These alterations are available for purchase at the Columbia Bookstore until University Commencement, on May 20. On-site tailors will also be available at all graduation ceremonies, class days, and Baccalaureate Service for your last minute needs!
