Inspired by the roaring success of other major concerts, Columbia will be switching over to Ticketmaster for the purchase of Bacchanal tickets this year. It will follow the standard too-many-presale system that works exceptionally well, like even more efficient than the Hamilton elevator line. The first presale will be exactly at your specific housing lottery time. Luckily, the second presale won’t be credit card dependent or anything crazy like that, but you will need exactly $307.46 in your dining dollars balance to access it. The third will be GPA-dependent, only for those with above a 4.0 (but don’t worry, none of them will be getting tickets). The final sale won’t be on Ticketmaster; instead, a thousand pieces of paper will be shot from a cannon on Low Steps, and exactly 14 of them will be the last remaining tickets. Good luck!
Oh, and you will have never heard of the artist.
