Uris Pool will be CLOSED on Sunday, December 7th, from 7 pm to 9:30 pm, due to someone taking a fat shit in the pool. That’s right: one of your dear, dear classmates decided to take a little dookie during their swim test. The incident forced all of your peers to exit the pool and caused the janitorial staff to abandon their posts in order to come clean up somebody’s nasty accident. Not naming names, but let’s just say, we all suspected that a dude in Scooby-Doo swim trunks was bound to cause an issue or two.
Normal swim and dive practices will resume tomorrow, 12/8, as scheduled.
The pool will reopen on 12/8 at 12 pm with Open Recreation Swim. Go Lions!
Thank you for your understanding. If you see Jason Reynolds (last seen outside Havemeyer wearing cargos and a black puffer), please ask him to visit the “Lost and Found” desk on the first floor of Dodge Fitness Center. We have his soiled pants and would like to return them to their rightful owner.For the most up to date information about facility hours, please check our website at perec.columbia.edu
