Upon announcing his withdrawal from the New York City mayoral race, disgraced Mayor Eric Adams quickly found himself meeting the wrath of an angry public. After stating that he would no longer be seeking re-election, Adams sought out a moment of reprieve at a Queens beauty salon under the thoughtful, caring hands of an eyebrow threader. After ten minutes of facial hair taming, Adams had his pastel pink punch card updated, tipped minimally, and was immediately accosted by an angry mob.
Newly obtained pictures by The Fed show that the initial mob consisted of at least thirty self-proclaimed Bushwick gays, donning various items of Zohran Mamdani merchandise, wielding pitchforks and lit torches. Adams was chased through Queens into Manhattan via the Queensboro Bridge before losing the mob somewhere in the Lincoln Tunnel.
Newly obtained pictures by The Fed show that the initial mob consisted of at least thirty self-proclaimed Bushwick gays, donning various items of Zohran Mamdani merchandise, wielding pitchforks and lit torches. Adams was chased through Queens into Manhattan via the Queensboro Bridge before losing the mob somewhere in the Lincoln Tunnel.
