A new study investigating the long-term consequences of heavy alcohol use apparently thinks it has the right to tell you how to live your life. The study, published in the Columbia Medical Review, thinks that it gets to criticize you for your own damn choices.
While the results of the investigation are inconclusive, they certainly seem to suggest that you’re making poor decisions or whatever. It really doesn’t make sense why the study thinks it gets to tell you — an American — what to do. Many questions remain unanswered, however, the researchers have to determine where exactly they got the impression that they know what’s best for you.
