In what many are calling a “huge step forward” for the couple, it was reported last Thursday that, during a particularly intense argument, Columbia junior Ron Stern at last met his girlfriend’s eyes before telling her she was “being too dramatic.” His girlfriend, Paige, was reportedly taken aback and had to take a second to process what had just occurred. “Aww, Patrick!” she swooned, wrapping her arms around Ron.
Our Fed reporters quickly arrived on the scene to get more details. “It was sooo sweet,” Paige said, dreamily. “He actually looked up from his phone and moved his eyes in my general direction, even though he was in the middle of a Clash Royale game! And just in time for Valentine’s Day, how romantic!”
It remains to be seen what will happen to the couple after such a seismic shift. However, Paige is reportedly optimistic that Ron will keep up this good behavior and maybe even “listen” one of these days.
