1500–1600 (Top 1–2%): Hey, nerd! Make sure no one ties your shoelaces together.
1400–1490 (Top 3–6%): You will get off of that waitlist. All you have to do is simply run to the Sundial when the clock strikes twelve on the first night of the waning gibbous and promise your future firstborn to Alma.
1300–1390 (Top 7–12%): I know you think people can’t hear you singing in your room, but they can, and they might throw eggs at you. Follow your dreams, but tread lightly.
1200–1290 (Top 13–20%): Make sure to keep checking your JJ’s dino nuggets for razor blades. You’re onto something.
1000–1190 (Average Range): I hope you have a good weekend!!
Below 1000 (Legacy Students): Condoms can’t be worn inside out. Also, think about Culinary School.
