In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump has been spotted at a Washington, D.C. chapter of Young Democratic Socialists of America (YDSA). This came as a surprise to most, as the group is known for diametrically opposing virtually every piece of legislation that the president has ever been involved with.
He was found at his local chapter just hours after his meeting with Zohran Mamdani, the New York City mayor-elect. The two talked for approximately ten minutes, and Trump, initially going into the meeting with a very hostile attitude, emerged with a very positive vision of Mamdani, telling conservatives that they’ll “likely be surprised” by Mamdani’s mayorship and that he “feels very confident that he can do a good job.”
As shocking as this was, no one was prepared for the moment when Trump showed up 20 minutes late to the DC YDSA meeting with a tub of vegan pistachio cookies. The members of the chapter were somewhat happy to hear that Trump had been enlightened, but were dumbfounded in shock. One member said, “Even if he has been enlightened, he’s still old as fuck.”
In an interview with The Fed, Trump said “I don’t know, he changed my mind. He’s just so charming! Have you seen his dimples? So cute!”
Not surprised was Mamdani, who is used to charming people into attending YDSA meetings on a daily basis.
