I know what you’re thinking, “I wish I had thought of that!” The perfect combination of just recognizable enough that people know what you are, and niche enough that no one else will be wearing it at the function. I mean, where did she come up with this never-been-done-before idea? The way her cotton billows in the cool autumn breeze, those dark, mysterious eyes, it’s mesmerizing! And don’t get me started on her calves… there’s just something so sexy about an exposed lower appendage. How did she manage to tone and not bulk those puppies? Give us your secrets please! Plus, the tasteful bagginess of that sheet really leaves everyone wanting more—so much room for your imagination to run wild, you’ll wish you had x-ray glasses. Tres chic!

