- What’s your name?
- What’s your major?
- Where are you from?
- If you are from the same state: What city are you from?
- If you are from the same city: What neighborhood are you from?
- If you are from the same neighborhood: What house do you live in?
- If you are from the same house: Remind your mother that you are in college now and need space and independence.
- What clubs are you joining?
- Mom, can you please go away? I’m trying to make friends.
- I’m sorry about my mom. What’s your Instagram?
- Fine, Mom, I’ll ask. Do you want to do lunch sometime?
Final (and most important!) step: Never talk to them again and avoid eye contact in the elevator. Thankfully, your mom would love to do lunch!

