The Fed has received confirmation from various sources that a woman was seen playing pool at the table relocated to Furnald, making this the first time that anything in that building has felt the touch of a woman.
Gregory Sloopin (CC ‘29) told us what he saw. “Yeah I was exiting the elevator, running late to my Magic The Gathering club meeting, when I saw a female leaning over the pool table to take a shot. It was utterly mesmerizing.”
The female student was reportedly on a first date with Jack Naufaldey (CC ‘29), a Carmen resident.
“Yeah I figured we’d play some pool for the first date, you know?” said Naufaldey. “I told her she was a natural, but she was highkey ass bro. I won all 5 games. Just waiting on her to text me back, which should be soon. Right? Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah.”
We, at The Fed, think Jack cooked his chances, but we’ll provide updates on this and any other future Furnald hijinks.
