If your head line is curved… you’re a progressive person. Certainly more progressive than your roommate, who is about to get rejected by his long-term class crush and enter the manosphere. In a matter of weeks, he’ll go from stalker to chauvinist. Don’t know much about Andrew Tate? We hate to break it to you, but you’re about to get real familiar. Our advice? Start learning Romanian so you know when he’s talking shit to his Reddit friends, and lawyer up!
If your heart line starts at your middle finger… two of your roommates are going to start dating before mid-summer, and will break up approximately two weeks before finals season begins in the fall. They’ll have lived in adjoining rooms, but that won’t stop you from hearing them scream at each other through their shared wall as they work out their irreconcilable differences. Don’t worry, though—they’ll also fight in the common space. Specifically, they’ll rehash their breakup every time you go to make a quesadilla at two in the morning to culminate your cramming sesh. What a treat!
If your fate line is well-defined…your entire suite has approximately two months until the worst imaginable beef between you guys is formed. Your best friend will sleep with your ex, the suitemate you share a wall with will get into primal screaming therapy, and your other friend will never wash a single dish! It will be shattering and detrimental to your friend group. You really thought that living with friends would be fun, huh? Get ready for the most uncomfortable and silent moments of your life to take place in your 3×7 ft kitchen. If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll still be friends with the person in your double. But if your heart line starts at your middle finger AND your fate line is very strong and clear…..start looking for a room swap NOW (your roommate could develop some highly contagious ringworm and spread that shit to you)!!!
If your sun line runs parallel to your fate line… you’re about to become a victim of circumstances beyond your control. Maybe a last minute construction project will cause ear-shattering noise to ring through your suite every day for the entire year, causing your group to slowly lose their minds until you all profess your deep-seated hatred of one another. Maybe one of your suitemates will forget to do their dishes but blame the mess on you, and everyone else will believe it, causing you to be iced out by your friend group for the remainder of the semester. It really could be anything, but it’s definitely not looking good. At least, not for you. Good luck!
If your life line extends to your wrist…. your new upstairs neighbor is about to get really into a new hobby. You’re about to get woken up by “Creep” by Radiohead every. Fucking. Morning….they only know how to play the same 30 seconds of the chorus, of course. If you’re on an odd number floor, your upstairs neighbor is going to be feeling very connected to the floor. Either through tap dancing, or maybe intense, grunt-filled workout routines that all feel extremely close to your ceiling. You’re about to learn so much about someone you don’t know, which will trigger a journey of self-reflection.
