r/AITA: AITA for getting back at the roommate I’ve hated all year?? | The Columbia Federalist
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r/AITA: AITA for getting back at the roommate I’ve hated all year??

u/millie_muncher666 • 9 days ago

I (19F) go to the Orwell Ivy, and my roommate (18F) is straight from hell. It all started when we were DMing on Instagram. She’s from Brooklyn and like offered to show me around the city?? Like bitch I can read a map but thanks for treating me like a child. THEN she showed up the first day with like all the groceries we could want for the first month of school. Didn’t even ask my fucking opinion on the flavor of Doritos (the blue bag, which she did actually get, but how would she have known it was the right one when she got it??). And from there it’s just been constant. She always pesters me while I’m trying to do my work in the room: Did you want me to put anything of yours in the wash with my stuff? Oh, I took that class last semester; want my study guides? Would you maybe mind closing your window when it gets below thirty out? Look, the liberals are gonna come for me, but I’ve had to retaliate. I started with little things. Every time my hands got wet, I dried them with her face towel, obviously. Then, I let my mono-infested friend use her bed when she was out of town. And whenever she posted an ask me anything, I will admit that I was the one who berated her with questions about her saddle bag being fake (still haven’t gotten a clear answer on that one, btw). But now I’ve stepped it up to things she might actually notice. I pretty consistently pour the water from her water bottle into mine so that I don’t have to walk all the way to the dispenser. And yeah, I’ve been siphoning off her perfume and replacing it with straight alcohol. But honestly, guys, am I really the asshole after all that she’s put me through?