In the latest international intellectual battle, Italian journalist Benito Mussolini has announced plans to sue President Donald Trump over the work of the latter’s presidency. Mussolini claims that Trump failed to properly cite his creation of fascist ideas and implementation of the ideology’s many aspects, like governmental consolidation, extreme economic isolation, and the complete control of the nation’s universities, in recent policy announcements.
“This-a Trump guy, he non give me credit per il fascismo,” Mussolini declared,d, “I want-a compensation!”
While a court date has not been set, Trump announced he will be represented by lawyer Rudy Giuliani and gossip-spiller Mike Waltz, both of whom notably lack law licenses.
“This is all hearsay, it never actually happened,” Waltz claims. “There’s no proof.”
“Trump built all of this himself,” Giuliani adds. “And it’s fake news that any lousy European would ever dare to dictate with as much strength as President Trump.”
Mussolini’s prosecution contenders include Chef Boyardee, Italian PM Giorgia Meloni, and Cicero, although this will likely not be revealed until the trial begins and is immediately waived per Trump’s immunity.
