The Fed’s Top Ten Tips for Having a Hot Girl Summer

By Anonymous

Vaccinations are up, cases are down, and Hot Girl Summer is here. Want to get steamy this summer? The Fed and, more importantly, Columbia Housing have your back. Just move into any of the following ten dorms without AC, and you’ll become hot as fuck in no time: 

  1. John Jay
  2. Hewitt
  3. Wien
  4. Nussbaum
  5. McBain
  6. Brooks
  7. Harmony
  8. Wallach
  9. Reid
  10. 47 Claremont