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Deantini Tries Boarding Plane with Emotional Support Furry

by The Feditorial Board
March 5, 2018November 5, 2021
Graphic by Natalie Arenzon

“His name is Poncho Firedust, and I need him to feel safe,” demanded the 67-year-old chemistry professor.


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