Four More Years

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In honor of the four year extension of President Bollinger’s term through 2022, look back at our award-winning coverage of PrezBo over the years.

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BREAKING: Finals Dawn On Columbia



BREAKING: Finals Dawn On Columbia


Good luck on finals.




Bacchanal Headliner Announced: The Wiggles



Bacchanal Headliner Announced: The Wiggles


Your favorite fit Australian children’s music group is bringing its sick beats to Bacchanal.




Trustees Offer Bollinger Full-Time Position After 14 Year Internship



Trustees Offer Bollinger Full-Time Position After 14 Year Internship


“It was getting pretty hard to make ends meet in this city on my $3 million stipend.”




Lit Hum Adjuncts Fight for Wages, Food in 74th Annual Core Gladiatorial Games



Lit Hum Adjuncts Fight for Wages, Food in 74th Annual Core Gladiatorial Games


The victorious received a Trader Joe’s gift card.






Bollinger to Syrian Refugees: “Sure, Come If You Can Pay.”


“Those seeking a greater education, rampant binge drinking, crumbling facades, and semen-covered laundry machines will always find a home at Columbia for $65,000.”




A Declaration of the Immediate Causes that Induce and Justify Graduate Student Confederation



A Declaration of the Immediate Causes that Induce and Justify Graduate Student Confederation


By General Lee Bollinger




Conquistadors Recolonize Columbia's Discourse



Conquistadors Recolonize Columbia’s Discourse


Hernan Cortes dissolved all social justice on Wednesday in a flawless Westchester accent.




Columbia Solves Campus Free Speech Issue By Charging For That, Too



Columbia Solves Campus Free Speech Issue By Charging For That, Too


In our opinion, [redacted].




5K Walk of Shame Gaining Popularity



5K Walk of Shame Gaining Popularity


Have athletics finally come to Columbia?




Obama To Return To Columbia, Major In Economics



Obama To Return To Columbia, Major In Economics


It will be awkward when Malia enrolls, too.




Columbia Corporation Reports Record Earnings



Columbia Corporation Reports Record Earnings


LOW LIBRARY – A finely dressed President Bollinger proudly touted the for-profit university’s bottom line in an earnings call with investors this week. 




Independsence Day



Independsence Day


Sponsored by Depends.




Bollinger Avoids Sulkowicz Handshake



Bollinger Avoids Sulkowicz Handshake


No hands.




Another Fucking Appointment Announcement



Another Fucking Appointment Announcement


PresBo’s secretary shares yet another appointment announcement.




Columbia Sportswear Drops Sponsorship



Columbia Sportswear Drops Sponsorship


BEAVERTON, OREGON – Columbia Sportswear indicated that it would terminate its sponsorship of Columbia University as a result of its disappointment in Columbia’s athletic performance.




Columbia Prison Invest



Columbia Prison Invest


Do you like being locked in cages?




Happy New Year!



Happy New Year!