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Volume XLII • Issue 6 • April 2025
From the Issue:
Ferris Booth Commons Vegan Chorizo, A Love Poem from a Struggling Vegetarian
A’walkin round in Lerner, Looking for a treat. Thought: well im close to Ferris, But all they ever…
Columbia University Sells You to One Direction
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! At 8 AM, you wake up in your cramped Carman Hall dorm and pull your…
Columbia University Announces New Masters In Negotiation at Freshly-Minted Neville Chamberlain School of Appeasement
Writing that the new program would help ensure “peace in our time,” President Shafik Armstrong Shipman touted the…
