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Volume XLII • Issue 6 • April 2025
From the Issue:
Columbia Announces Plans to Resurrect Alexander Hamilton
Amid the breaking news that the Dire Wolf was resurrected by biotechnology after 10,000 years of extinction, Columbia…
CONGRATULATIONS AND CONDOLENCES: This Woman Has Post-Grad Plans (Unfortunately, It’s Grad School)
At least one graduate in the Class of 2025 can sleep easy, knowing what the future holds after…
New Report Finds That This Will Only Get Worse
A series of reports from all corners of Columbia University have confirmed that things will only continue to…
