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Yusuf Perwez

Yusuf Perwez is a vile man with few redeeming qualities. He is unemployed, tactless, and, worst of all — lives in Wien. The only silver lining is the handful of articles he contributes to the high-end literary magazine “The Federalist” (which are, like all other pieces on the site, the embodiment of class). Go read them now.

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Columbia Housing Announcement: Beds Will Be Removed from Wien Hall, Replaced With Second Sink

by Yusuf Perwez
September 29, 2025September 15, 2025

Hello, We would like to inform all residents of Wien Hall that we will no longer be offering beds in any of the single or double rooms in this dormitory. This policy…

Articles/On Campus/Style

Columbia Public Safety Officers Will No Longer Permit Students to Pass Checkpoints If ID Photo “Too Chopped”

by Yusuf Perwez
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Following the recent increases in campus security at Columbia University, Columbia Public Safety has again announced a major change to the checkpoint system around campus. In addition to the existing requirement for…

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