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Jaylen Wright
Jaylen is a senior at Barnard College from Baltimore, MD who has nothing better to do with the skills she’s gained while pursuing her English degree. She doesn’t consider herself a comedian, but the world becomes her personal open mic night when she opens her mouth. She’s finally turned to the strict professionalism of The Federalist in hopes that people take her seriously. Although she might tell you a joke, she’ll never tell you a lie.
As if the baddies of Barnard College could not suffer enough, early this school year, residents of 620 W. 116th St. found themselves unable to boil their late-night ramen after the gas…