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English Major Confesses to Girl That His Greatest Weakness is Loving Too Much

by Funk Bradley
April 6, 2017November 5, 2021

"He’s deep, he’s sensitive, he’s intellectual, and he’s the only person on this campus who TRULY appreciates the Smiths.”…

On Campus

Carman Security Guard Disappointed You Didn’t Stop to Talk to Him

by Funk Bradley
April 4, 2017November 5, 2021

"Foolishly, Paul spent the entire interaction hoping that you would eventually answer his 'How are you doing today?'"…

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Student Who Read Every Lit Hum Book Gets a Pat on the Back

by Funk Bradley
April 3, 2017November 5, 2021

"I pray that my other students will follow Ronald’s example and one day fulfill the classes’ minimum requirement themselves.”…

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