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JJs Place is Awarded Michelin Star

Graphic by Aron Shklar

In a recent joint announcement, the Michelin Company and Columbia Dining Services shared that JJs will be awarded a Michelin star. The award, usually reserved for the world’s finest restaurants, generated some confusion amongst campus and food critics. An additional statement was later issued, clarifying that the award was given based on “JJs dining upholding the highest standards of rubber tire consistency in their food.” Specifically, the texture of JJs meat products, such as hamburgers and chicken nuggets, “sets an industry-wide example” for manufacturing the tires that Michelin churns out every day.