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- Always use a neck brace for the comfiest posture in class.
- Let your new roomie stick and poke you.
- Join the movement to bring Yale’s naked parties to CU #startstreakingagain!
- Put your frat/sorority in the gram bio with a quirky emoji.
- Wear Barnard merch as a man (bonus points if it’s a tight fit)
- Stay on your Shein grind, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
- Bring back AirPod Maxes!
- Make an Instagram account for your disposable camera.
- Get better at flipping bottles into the trash can than that guy.
- Wear your Addison Rae merch.
- Smoke salvia on Low steps.
- Fight with your new situationship publicly.
- Aggressively and passionately reunite publicly after said fight.
- Post Edikted sponsored content on the gram #ad #paidpartnership
- Thong rises above pants, always, ladies and gentlemen.
- Never hesitate to hit your vape inside a classroom.
- Get CUEMS called to your 50-person-that-you-don’t-know John Jay single party.
- Steal campus signage to use for decor.
- Get colorful highlighters.
- Join the Fed!
