You’ve seen them. I’ve seen them. We’ve all seen them. Hair in sinks, drains, and spread across shower walls (sometimes in the shape of erotic graphics).
RAs are tired of it. For centuries, resident students have gotten away with putting their hair wherever they want. No more.
RA Liz Fugle, a student who is researching how to clone complete human individuals at CC, says “We had to take matters into our own hands. Residential bathroom hairballs isn’t the full bush in a bikini that everyone thinks it is.”
Fugle, being the biochemistry student she is, decided to start collecting hair in sandwich sized Ziploc bags and brought them to her lab space (on grant, mind you) and began to use advanced DNA testing methods to identify the perpetrator.
She says, “I have identified the main perpetrators but have yet to give them their appropriate punishment. Rest assured, soon they will meet the full wrath of a broken woman who has stepped on hairy drains one too many times. Rest assured, soon they will meet the full wrath of a broken woman who has stepped on hairy drains one too many times.”
The Office of Residential Life advises students to clean up after themselves.
