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Barnard/Food and Drink/Poetry

Haiku to Diana Smoothies

by Ava Lyon-Sereno
September 29, 2025September 16, 2025
Graphic by Caitlynn Year

Drinking the green one

I feel like a strong, swift horse

Academic beast

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