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Volume XLII • Issue 6 • April 2025
From the Issue:
Odes to All My Campus Missed Connections:
The rumors are true: I’m graduating. Byeeeee!! But before I go, honor and duty compel me to use…
Columbia Agrees to Whatever Will Make This Go Away
Insider sources, speaking on condition of anonymity, have confirmed that Columbia University has agreed with the federal government…
Columbia Speaks Out In Support of Chappell Roan, Saying Stars Shouldn’t Have To Engage With Political Issues, and Neither Should Universities
Columbia University recently voiced their support for Chappell Roan after she faced controversy in the wake of her…
