To Class of 2030: Twenty Signs You Might Come Out as Bisexual* In the Next Four Years

by and
  1. When you turn in an assignment, you let out a sigh and squeal
  2. You prefer Morningside Park to Riverside Park
  3. You have waited outside of ADP
  4. You drink coffee
  5. You really like candy, especially Twix
  6. You drink iced coffee
  7. You drink iced coffee with milk
  8. You sleep more than 6 hours a night
  9. You feel attraction to both female and male genitalia
  10. You drink matcha
  11. You call your mom more than once a week
  12. Your orientation group was co-op
  13. You are enrolled in Barnard College
  14. You are enrolled in GS
  15. You have a friend named Olivia
  16. You always cuff your jeans and you have a clear phone case
  17. You eat dessert after dinner
  18. You like your hair cut short and neat
  19. You love sweater weather
  20. You are always hungry

*Note this does not suggest that you’re required to stay bisexual following graduation