By Valerie Yum
- Saw your ex at a Superbowl watchparty
- Visited Mount Sinai for you/your friend
- Missed the Bacchanal pre-sale ticket
- Did laptop work at the Heights/1020/Lion’s Den
- Hung out with your marriage pact
- Signed up for the NYC Full/Half marathon
- Booked tickets to somewhere tropical for Spring Break
- Got with a “J” name
- Had Cane’s/Upside/Koronet’s drunk
- Caught the flu/mono
- Clicked “going” on a Partiful invite knowing you weren’t going to make it
- Regretted going to a frat party
- Watched a Columbia Women’s Basketball game
- Pulled an all nighter for a midterm/final
- Slid/fell due to the snow
- Attended the Battle of the Dining Halls
Would love to publish in this format if possible with layout:
| Saw your ex at a Superbowl watchparty | Visited Mount Sinai for you/your friend | Missed the Bacchanal pre-sale ticket | Did laptop work at the Heights/1020/Lion’s Den |
| Hung out with your marriage pact | Signed up for the NYC Full/Half marathon | Booked tickets to somewhere tropical for Spring Break | Got with a “J” name |
| Had Cane’s/Upside/ Koronet’s drunk | Caught the flu/mono | Clicked “going” on a Partiful invite knowing you weren’t going to make it | Regretted going to a frat party |
| Watched a Columbia Women’s Basketball game | Pulled an all nighter for a midterm/final | Slid/fell due to the snow | Attended the Battle of the Dining Halls |
