As many students are now becoming acclimated to the new age of Columbia Dining with the introduction of mobile ordering at Chef Mike’s Sub Shop, the scope of the mobile-revolution is expanding. Students can now place orders for JJ’s Place from the comfort of their own poorly-lit dorm.
However, in a recent letter to Students and Staff, Columbia Dining explained that they understand students love of the JJ’s ambiance, and in an effort to make mobile ordering as comfortable as possible for students, they have added new realistic features, to mitigate the effects of FOMOOWIHAJJ (Fear Of Missing Out On What Is Happening At JJ’s). The app will be equipped with features such as voice recordings of “ONE LINE ONE LINE EXPRESS AND DINE IN ONE LINE” and “BEHIND THE LINE!”
If you are to order a quesadilla, you might even be greeted with “CHEESE QUESADILLA!!! WHAT ARE YOU HAVING??? STEP UP, NEXT. NEXT!!! STEP UP!!! I SWEAR TO F***ING GOD STEP THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR F***ING QUESADILLA!!!” Thanks CU Dining! We can’t wait to log on!
