On the twelfth day of Christmas my situationship gave to me:
Twelve IDs tapping,
Eleven JJs nuggets,
Ten football losses,
Nine discussion posts,
Eight Kingsmen singing,
Seven frat parties,
Six baddies fumbled,
FIVE OVERDUE PAPERS,
Four extension requests,
Three University presidents,
Two-factor authentication,
And a Chef Mike’s footlong sandwich!
