Yes! Homecoming season is here! Suit up, boys, let’s get this dub! Who’re we playing? Penn? Perfect! They suck! They’re good? Who cares!
It’s our responsibility to support our athletics, specifically on one single Saturday afternoon of the year. Can you feel the beauty of football season? The leaves are changing color, the smell of Bapple is in the air, and you can hear the crisp pop of the Natty Light I’m opening. The whole world is brighter and spinning a little bit. This is what college is all about: getting to a football game about a half-hour late, staying for a quarter, and making one of your friends take you home when you can no longer hang.
When are we going to get this opportunity again (besides Bacchanal)? We get to cheer on the heroic players that we’re currently looking up on the roster. We get to hang out with our beloved plastered classmates. And we get to get absolutely sloshed in the October sunshine. There’s truly nothing like football season.
