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Exclusive: Items I Find in My Purse Before My CUID

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Graphic by Syd Finver
  1. Day-old chocolate chip muffin in side pocket
  2. My scrap journal that only has one entry in it titled “Grocery List: eggs”
  3. Pop socket
  4. Gum wrapper #1 (Spearmint)
  5. Tiny purple plastic baby
  6. 6 ft long laptop charger
  7. Cat tarot card deck with missing instruction booklet
  8. Lavender and baby pink rainbow loom bracelet in starburst pattern that I probably used to sell in 4th grade under the monkey bars for 5 dollars
  9. Heart Origami gum wrapper #2 (Extra Watermelon)
  10. Key to the City
  11. Plastic bag with all my nail clippings for a mid day snack
  12. 0.7 velocity Bic gel pen
  13. Henrietta, my frog finger puppet
  14. Day-old banana
  15. Gum wrapper with gum I spit out into attached to CVS receipt with 3 purchases of Nerd Gummy Clusters
  16. My keychain
  17. My key (not attached to keychain)
  18. Smoky quartz crystal to protect my peace
  19. And finally, my lanyard!