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Students Beware! The Spirits of the Bottle Graveyard will Haunt You.

As Hallow’s Eve crawls closer, the bottles on your windowsill might unearth some nightmares. The bottles on your window serve as pleasant decor year-round, but when Halloween comes the evil spirits reawaken. At every corner, a spirit will await you with an embarrassing memory of Halloween’s past.

The giant Pink Whitney bottle, gifted by your friend’s roommate at the pre-game, evokes the memory of throwing up in the dorm hallway. You barely made it out the door before succumbing to rosy waves of nausea. It doesn’t help your dignity (or your stomach) that the daily morning walk to the bathroom crosses paths with the site of your near-death encounter, sending you back to that horrific night.

The stack of BuzzBallz (#WomenOwnedBusiness), casting an eerie blood-red glow throughout your room, reminds you of the mind-numbing Sunday hangover you endured while finishing your PSET due that night. 

And we cannot forget the corner-store shooters of Fireball collecting dust by your headboard that were hidden in your left boot and in your underboob as you showed the bouncer your fake. You remember drinking them in the Mel’s bathroom (RIP) but not much after that… 

Nothing is scarier than hangxiety… Boo!