Top 10 Things You’ll Do Freshman Year

  1. Make friends and have sex

  2. Decide who has to buy the minifridge 

  3. Narrowly avoid sexual assault on Frat Row

  4. Buy a cartier knockoff bracelet for sorority recruitment

  5. Eat steak and lobster off of a frisbee

  6. See the bottom half of your classmates faces

  7. Be forced to go to your friend’s shitty acapella concert

  8. Show off your spikeball prowess while everyone else is just trying to fucking chill

  9. Go to the second annual SEAS gala

  10. Try cocaine for the tenth time