Butler Library staff recently switched file-organizing systems and discovered that the average book in the library is not as old as your mom. The Federalist spoke with the head of the project, Brooke Worm, who said, “Yeah, so we checked all the books and we consistently noticed that your mom was older than the average book. This was pretty shocking given that we have so many ancient manuscripts, but honestly when we looked at your old-ass mom it kinda made sense.” Worm wanted to clarify that this finding did not apply to her, or any of her colleagues’ moms. Rather, it was exclusively your mom who is hella old.
Average Book in Butler Not as Old as Your Mom
