To Promote Mental Health Ahead of Finals, Columbia Adds Daily Affirmations to the ReopenCu App

In an effort to boost mental health before finals week, medical services have decided to add affirmations to the ReopenCU app. In a statement, Columbia Health said “Besides declaring yourself COVID free each morning, you can now wake up with some inspiration on the same app!”

Below the tab “No symptoms,” students can now encourage themselves by attesting to the statements “I will meet my parent’s wildly high expectations!,” “I am not incredibly awkward in almost every social setting,” “I am not a complete and utter failure” and “I live, laugh, AND love”

“We really hope this move will allow students to show themselves self-love when running off almost zero hours of sleep! It should really get students into the final’s spirit!!” the head of Columbia Health said.