March 2019 | The Columbia Federalist

Columbia’s Only Newspaper That Stole Your Airpods

Volume XXXVIII • Issue 4 • March 2019

  • CU Republicans Cite End-of-Semester Meal Swipe Distribution as Successful Example of Trickle-Down Economics

  • CONGRATULATIONS AND CONDOLENCES: This Woman Has Post-Grad Plans (Unfortunately, It’s Grad School)

  • Help! I’m Stuck in a Time Loop Where the Columbia Administration Keeps Fucking Up in the Exact Same Way Every Time