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Columbia’s Only Newspaper That Stole Your Airpods
Volume XXXIX • Issue 1 • October 2021
From the issue:
November 30, 2023
BREAKING: People Who Got “POV: indie” on Spotify Wrapped to Hold Campus Social Celebrating Unique Taste
November 29, 2023
Report: You Are in the Top 1% of Spotify Listeners With Absolutely Trash Taste
November 28, 2023
An Open Letter to Columbia Admissions: PRIORITIZE FURRY APPLICANTS!
November 26, 2023
NYC Faces City-Wide Shortage of Barefoot Moscato due to Unprecedented Spike in Friendsgiving Parties
November 23, 2023
Move Over Friendsgiving, There’s A New Sheriff in Town: EnemiesGiving
November 21, 2023
Columbia Announces New Gate Policy: Visitors Must Solve a Troll’s Three Riddles in Lieu of Showing CUIDs
November 17, 2023
New Report Shows Rep. George Santos Also Used Campaign Funds to Sponsor Barnard Big Sub Day
November 5, 2023
Chef Mike Opens ‘Chef Mike Bike’ Right Next to Fac Shack
November 3, 2023
“Actually, We Reserved This Room,” Say Seventeen Students Simultaneously
October 30, 2023
Philosophy Major’s Guide to the Stupidest Questions to Ask a Philosophy Major
October 30, 2023
Top 5 Spookiest Columbia Halloween Costumes
October 30, 2023
Fed/CounterFed: The Fac Shack is the Coolest Shack on Campus
October 30, 2023
BooOOOo! A Spooky Ghoul Moved All Your Course Books to Book Culture on 114th
October 30, 2023
Alert
October 30, 2023
Texting in Class? These Nosy Little Ghouls May Just Change Your Mind!
October 30, 2023
A List of Reasons Why the Columbia Federalist and the FEDERAL RESERVE are NOT THE SAME
October 30, 2023
“Dude, My Social Media is Gonna Make Me Unelectable” says PolSci Student Who Will Spend 40 Years of Her Life as an Unelected Official Anyways
October 30, 2023
Fed / Counter-Fed
October 30, 2023
Barnard’s Late-Night Dining Hall Renamed “VaJayJay’s”
October 30, 2023
Petition for Roaree to Wear a Little Pumpkin Costume for Halloween
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