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Volume XXXIX • Issue 1 • October 2021
From the issue:
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JJs Place is Awarded Michelin Star
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Controversial Incentives for Low Sporting Event Turnout: Columbia to Break Athletes’ Legs
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Barnard College Insists No Affiliates Had Relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, Claims Those Were More ‘Situationships’
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Updated Guidelines State ICE Allowed to Enter University Buildings If They ‘Guess the Secret Password’
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Op Ed: I Can Also Fix Problems I Created Myself
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Claire Shipman Spotted Partying with US Men’s Hockey Team
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Stuck in the Snow: A Fed Fanfiction
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Year of the Horse? More Like Year of Beating the Dead Horse
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Brian Greene on Relative Time in New Lecture Series
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Inspiring: I asked the Falun Gong Table What Time It Was and Now I’m a Shen Yun Principal Dancer
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Finally: Columbia Dining to Switch to Raw Milk
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Anonymous Love Letters
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Task Force Creates Campus Safety KILLdozer
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Mobile Orders to be Hand Delivered by Chef Mike this Valentine’s Day
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Snowmen Escorted Off Campus for Not Having Guest Passes
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Alcohol 101
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Shipman and Fiancee to Star in Heated Rivalry Spinoff
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US to Adopt Columbia University Approach to Presidency
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What Dining Hall to Take Your Date to Based on How Serious You Are
