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Volume XXXIX • Issue 1 • October 2021
From the issue:
April 30, 2023
“When We Go Low, You Go High”: Low Steps Contact Highs Lower Seasonal Depression Rates by 40 Percent
April 27, 2023
Chef Don Releases New Pizzas for Each College
April 25, 2023
An Update on the Giant Rat That Lives Under the Grate Outside Dodge Hall
April 23, 2023
The Most Impressive Thing About Me: I Found a Summer Sublet
April 20, 2023
Op-Ed: The New Diana Pizza Crust Has Made Me Happy to Be Gluten-Free
April 18, 2023
Columbia Dining Sues the State of New Jersey for Complete Ownership of “Mike’s Subs”
April 16, 2023
Compensating for JJ’s New 24-Hour Opening, All Other Dining Halls Close Permanently
April 16, 2023
Columbia’s Popular Abbreviation “Clumb” to Become University’s Official Name
April 13, 2023
In Honor of Mary Boyce Stepping Down as Provost, Here Are Five People Who Managed to Hate Unions More Than Her
April 13, 2023
New Housing Options for People Left Out of the Friend Group
April 11, 2023
Ferris Dining Hall No Longer Serving Desserts, Case Purely for Display
April 9, 2023
Admin Responds to Student Complaints About the Housing Process: “Who Asked?”
April 8, 2023
Columbia University Announces Plans to Convert Low Library into Luxury Apartments
April 8, 2023
Summer Internship Score! My Elderly Neighbor Is Paying Me $20 to Mow His Lawn
April 8, 2023
15 Things to Name Your Borg for Bacchanal
April 8, 2023
Looks Like Your Suitemate Also Didn’t Have Any Plans Over Spring Break
April 8, 2023
BREAKING: Columbia Announces New Housing Options for the 2023-2024 School Year
April 8, 2023
Columbia Student Newspapers Investigate New Distribution Methods
April 8, 2023
April Fools’ Day Moved to April 31
April 8, 2023
Bacchanal’s 48-Hour Prior COVID Testing Policy Prevents Hundreds of Students From Attending
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