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Columbia’s Only Newspaper That Stole Your Airpods
Volume XXXIX • Issue 1 • October 2021
From the issue:
April 27, 2025
Columbia Public Safety Preemptively Confiscates Tent-Like Items
April 24, 2025
Dom Seeking Sub: Dominican Friar Desires Chef Mike’s Sub Sandwich
April 22, 2025
I LIVED IT: My Citations Were So Bad They Caused the Collapse of American Academia as We Know It
April 20, 2025
Adulterous Father Sweats Bullets as Easter Egg Hunt Spreads to His Car
April 18, 2025
Barnard’s New Ethics Reporting Hotline Receives Flood of Reports About President Rosenbury
April 17, 2025
Study: Low Library Actually Pretty High Relative to Most of Campus
April 15, 2025
Katy Perry Sent to Space After Mistaking Astronomy for Astrology
April 13, 2025
Legacy Students at Columbia Given Preferential Admission
April 11, 2025
Student-Athletes Riot in Response to Ferris Egg Shortage
April 10, 2025
Trans-Continental Railroad Renamed to Continental Railroad
April 8, 2025
Dining Dollars to be Renamed to “Cafe East Dollars”
April 7, 2025
Columbia Health and Well-Being Offices Unveil New Programming in Response to Student Concerns
April 6, 2025
Hooda Halal Now Accepting Dining Swipes
April 4, 2025
Study Finds 93% of Creative Writing Majors Just Writing About Their Lives
April 3, 2025
JJ’s Institutes Severance Procedure
April 2, 2025
DEVASTATING: Why is Nobody Else Here Excited About April Foos Day (International Foosball Day)?
April 1, 2025
Hewitt Dining Hall Goes Barnard Only
March 31, 2025
Armstrong Steps Down
March 31, 2025
Elon Musk Ignores ‘Name 5 Things Your Kids Did’ Email
March 31, 2025
Abby Lee Miller Joins Barnard Dance Department Faculty
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