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Volume XXXIX • Issue 1 • October 2021

From the issue:

  • Eric Adams Unsure Whether to Include Turkish Language Proficiency on GS Application

  • Startling New Study Finds Dining Hall Eggs Contain Trace Amounts of Egg

  • Dear Jack Frost: Please Stop Nipping at My Nose, It’s Getting a Little Weird

  • Woman in STEM becomes STEM in Woman: Columbia Bookstore Announces Vibrator Line

  • Fed’s Guide to using dating apps over winter break 

  • Opinion: Freshmen Don’t Get Humiliated vy Slipping on Ice, Falling on Their Ass on Low Steps Like They Used to

  • The Goose Not Worn

  • Grandma Got Run Over by Chef Mike

  • 12 Days of Winter Break

  • Report: Post-Election Vibes Probably Way Better Back Home

  • Lerner Ramps Transformed into Giant Winter Wonderland Toboggan Slide 

  • What To Do the Night Before Your First Final but Your Zodiac Is Saying “You Can’t Force Yourself To Create When You’re Burnt Out”

  • Heartwarming: Barnard Receives Donation of 50 Cents and Half-Eaten Hot Dog

  • 10 Best Ways to Use a Study Room

  • Penn Celebrates First Cool Alum Since Noam Chomsky

  • What’s in My Bag ft. Barnard Campus Security

  • A 10-song Post-Election Playlist for Kamala Harris

  • Butler Cough, a Haiku

  • The Fed’s Advice Corner: Ask a Child Prodigy!

  • BARNARD TO DROP NEW MERCH AHEAD OF INAUGURATION