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Volume XXXIX • Issue 1 • October 2021

From the issue:

  • Smells Like the Hamilton Elevator on a Warm Thursday Night

    Smells Like the Hamilton Elevator on a Warm Thursday Night

  • COVID Isolation Playlist

    COVID Isolation Playlist

  • Shrimp Jack and Shrimp Rose Found Dead After Unexpected Storm Takes Out Shrimp Boat Titanic

    Shrimp Jack and Shrimp Rose Found Dead After Unexpected Storm Takes Out Shrimp Boat Titanic

  • CCSC Announces Next Year’s Senior Cruise Tickets Will be Awarded  by Guessing How Many Jelly Beans Fit Inside PrezBo’s House

    CCSC Announces Next Year’s Senior Cruise Tickets Will be Awarded by Guessing How Many Jelly Beans Fit Inside PrezBo’s House

  • Koronet Pizza Opts Not to Uncover a Grade After Health Inspection

    Koronet Pizza Opts Not to Uncover a Grade After Health Inspection

  • Mon Dieu! Remy Jobless Following Koronet Shutdown

    Mon Dieu! Remy Jobless Following Koronet Shutdown

  • More Like Morningside HIGH: Student Surprised to Learn that “Chamber Pot” is Not a Synonym For Hot Box

    More Like Morningside HIGH: Student Surprised to Learn that “Chamber Pot” is Not a Synonym For Hot Box

  • “Women don’t deserve to pee:” An Interview with the Creative Mind Behind Hamilton Hall

    “Women don’t deserve to pee:” An Interview with the Creative Mind Behind Hamilton Hall

  • Columbia College Dean James Valentini to Become President of NYU

    Columbia College Dean James Valentini to Become President of NYU

  • Columbia Announces Creation of Undergraduate Business School

    Columbia Announces Creation of Undergraduate Business School

  • Seeya Terminal 5: Bacchanal Board announces last-minute return to campus

    Seeya Terminal 5: Bacchanal Board announces last-minute return to campus

  • Help: I Found Out Someone in My Housing Group Is a Brony and It’s Too Late

    Help: I Found Out Someone in My Housing Group Is a Brony and It’s Too Late

  • Chef Mike Put My Grandma in His Subs

    Chef Mike Put My Grandma in His Subs

  • “We Just Hate Women,” Barnard Dining Says to Complainers

    “We Just Hate Women,” Barnard Dining Says to Complainers

  • Columbia Spectator Schisms into Spec and Alt-Spec Following Mask Op-Ed Debacle

    Columbia Spectator Schisms into Spec and Alt-Spec Following Mask Op-Ed Debacle

  • You Go, Girl: I Pick Through Fruit Salad to Channel My Womanly Hunter-Gatherer Instincts

    You Go, Girl: I Pick Through Fruit Salad to Channel My Womanly Hunter-Gatherer Instincts

  • 5 Things That Should Count for a UW Requirement

    5 Things That Should Count for a UW Requirement

  • Student Not Even Good Enough To Qualify for Imposter Syndrome

    Student Not Even Good Enough To Qualify for Imposter Syndrome

  • Overwhelmed James McShane becomes James McShave, Hair-Obsessed Vigilante; Students Fear for Their Locks

    Overwhelmed James McShane becomes James McShave, Hair-Obsessed Vigilante; Students Fear for Their Locks

  • Op-ed: I Want To Be the Hot, Mysterious TA, But My Students Just Keep Asking Me When My Office Hours Are

    Op-ed: I Want To Be the Hot, Mysterious TA, But My Students Just Keep Asking Me When My Office Hours Are