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Volume XXXVIII • Issue 4 • March 2019

  • CPS Now Accepting Spotify Wrapped Instead of Consultation Appointment 

  • Dear Spotify: Please Remove “Uptown Munk” by Alvin and the Chipmunks From My Wrapped

  • What Is the Largest Animal You Would Kill if the Federalist Told You It Was Invasive?