“The tradition of shiny-headed baldness among our sandwich makers is a long and storied one at Milano Market."…
“At current rates, we can expect it to reach the other side of the street no later than May 2018.”…
"After almost a year of listening to protesters chanting ‘Where’s Lee Bollinger’ on the steps outside my office, I realized they had a point. I wasn’t where I should be: on their…
"A notification on my computer, with those 5 accursed words in the subject line: RE: Clery Crime Alert - Robbery. James McShane knew. James McShane did this."…
"They’ve even started making sure that new pledges play FIFA, just to correct the mistake that I am."…
"I don't know how to explain it. Just looking at the advanced data, I felt really confident that Vladimir Putin was going to be the next President of Russia."…
"JACOB TREMBLAY, from the wonderful film ROOM, is now my son. Polls LOVE him already!"…
“I WILL NOT LIVE IN MCBAIN, KATHERINE, I DON’T CARE WHERE YOUR BOYFRIEND’S SUITE IS.”…
"She came over this break and, I swear to God, was just ripping some of the fattest clouds I'd ever seen."…
"Hey Dad, it's me - Brian. Would you potentially be free later this week for a coffee chat?"…
